TEN MINUTES TO ARMAGEODDON

Ten short minutes

That’s how close we were

To nuclear Armageddon

The National Emergency kept us from war

At least that’s his story

Any reason to doubt him?

Well, there are two years

Of exaggeration, distortion, and verbal mayhem

If the nation’s security decision-making

Has deteriorated to the Orange Ogre’s gut

Then bend over

Pull your head between your legs

And kiss goodbye to your butt

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COUGH OF THE DAY

The General said, Sir, I’d like to get back to you on how many Iranians would be killed. (Cough)