Monday, June 10, 2019

MARITAL RULES FROM THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY


(For men only; women are nasty)

Rule One, Keep your spouse off balance
Pretend you’re mad even when you’re not
Glare constantly and grunt conspicuously
To keep her stomach in a knot

Rule Two, Play around
Preferably with porn stars
They’re generally good looking
And you can find them in bars

Rule Three, Keep your spouse
On a short tether
Don’t give her much money
Even in hot weather

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