(For
men only; women are nasty)
Rule
One, Keep your spouse off balance
Pretend
you’re mad even when you’re not
Glare
constantly and grunt conspicuously
To keep
her stomach in a knot
Rule
Two, Play around
Preferably
with porn stars
They’re
generally good looking
And you
can find them in bars
Rule
Three, Keep your spouse
On a
short tether
Don’t
give her much money
Even in hot weather
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