NOT MY TYPE

The National Emergency said

She wasn’t his type

Meaning he only assaults those

Whose type he finds ripe?

And was “cocked and loaded”

A Freudian slip?

“locked and loaded”

Is the usual cliché blip

And suggesting that Biden

Has lost a step or four

Coming from Vacant Head

That’s opening quite a barn door

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COUGH OF THE DAY

“She’s not my type.” (Cough)