LOVE THEM TARIFFS!

Got a problem?

Tariffs are the answer

At least according to the National Emergency

He likes the resulting rancor

From free traders

Adherents of globalization

And others whose intellectual development

Has moved beyond the 1930s’ Depression

In addition

Tariffs make nations mad

And the National Emergency

Enjoys being bad

A crisis a day

Is his motto

Otherwise life's boring

Like contemplating your big toe