Monday, June 03, 2019

STONE COLD LOSER


The National Emergency whispered to the Queen
“Are you a nasty girl?”
The Queen replied, “So nasty
It’ll make your head swirl”

The National Emergency gulped
And started shaking with anticipation
But then the Queen poured cold water
On his expectation

“Look, Lard Butt,” she said
“You’re a stone cold loser
An uncouth colonial
A brick-headed diet-coke boozer”

“The crown jewels of the Kingdom
Are way outta your league
Stick to groping porn stars
And eating like Porky Pig”

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