The
National Emergency whispered to the Queen
“Are
you a nasty girl?”
The
Queen replied, “So nasty
It’ll
make your head swirl”
The National
Emergency gulped
And started
shaking with anticipation
But then
the Queen poured cold water
On his
expectation
“Look,
Lard Butt,” she said
“You’re
a stone cold loser
An uncouth
colonial
A brick-headed
diet-coke boozer”
“The
crown jewels of the Kingdom
Are way
outta your league
Stick
to groping porn stars
And
eating like Porky Pig”
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