(COUGH)

I’m the greatest ever (Cough)

No one is greater (Cough)

I know more than anybody (Cough)

I have a great looking body (Cough)

No one is smarter (Cough)

No one is wiser (Cough)

My gut lets me know what is right (Cough)

I’m not susceptible to intellectual blight (Cough)

No one does deals like me (Cough)

I did not do the Russian pee (Cough)

I do not have tiny hands (Cough)

Nor any tiny glands (Cough)

My economy is the best ever (Cough)

I will lie to you never (Cough)

I am so rich it’s silly (Cough)

I don’t do things willy-nilly (Cough)

My golf game is almost par (Cough)

My ethics are way above the bar (Cough)

I treat women with respect (Cough)
My taxes you are free to inspect (Cough)

With Russia I did not collude (Cough)
Nor with a porn star get nude (Cough)