OFF TO THE G20

The National Emergency

Is off to Japan

To meet with the G20

And maybe ride in a sampan

A ride he could’a had

Fifty years ago

If his bone spurs hadn’t

Dealt his health a blow

Maybe other G20 members

View the National Emergency

As a failed Apprentice

A guy who tried and proved incompetent

But is still a menace

Or maybe they’ll play a few jokes

Give each other a nudge and a wink

And tell the National Emergency

There was a big ol’ fly in his drink