Wednesday, July 18, 2018

MORE WOULDN'T


(With a shout-out to CC)

Should DJ be taken to the “would” shed
For a grammar lesson or two
Or maybe the real remedy is
Motor Mouth belongs in a zoo

Did he say what he should?
Did he say what he would?
Did he say what he wouldn’t?
Did he say what he could?

Words are his weapons
Words used randomly
Words that hurt
Words used inappropriately

Never mind context
Never mind grammar
Never mind impact
Might as well use a hammer

Strunk and White
He does not know
Emily Post’s Etiquette
Oh so no-no

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

WOULDN'T

Trump meant to say wouldn’t
Or maybe he meant to say would
Or maybe he meant to say didn’t
Or maybe he meant to say could

So, what to do about Trump
Maybe he should play more golf
Maybe an anger-management class
Maybe confine him with Grannie in the loft

Is it possible to curtail
His overseas hops
Maybe hide Air Force One
Tell him its in the shop

Republicans are lying low
Wondering how Trump’s base
Is adjusting to the reality
That maybe they voted in haste

Democrats are ecstatic
Though maybe they should be cautious
They have an unfortunate habit
Of turning victories into losses

Monday, July 16, 2018

HELSINKI SUMMIT


New York real estate
Apparently did not prepare
The Donald to face
The cunning Russian Bear

The Helsinki Summit is over
And Trump is in the sky
Flying to his home country
But where does that lie?

Washington or Moscow
Where is Air Force One heading?
Where will Trump be
Spreading out his bedding?

Taken to the cleaners
That’s what Putin did
To poor befuddled Donald who
Was obviously in over his head

Now here’s a question
How can Trump apologists
Maintain their position
That DJ is a genius?

Sunday, July 15, 2018

IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT



It happened under the Obama Administration
Is Trump’s standard response
To any questions raised
About his own screw-ups

The DNC was hacked
That was under Obama
He certainly could’a stopped it
Only he didn’t wanna

North Korea went nuclear
It’s Obama’s fault
Barack told Kim Jong Un
Just keep ‘em in the vault

Trump claimed the economy
Was in an Obama-caused recession
Until His Lordship produced
An amazing resurrection

DJ is like your least favorite sibling
Back when you were small
The one who always looked your way
When Mom asked who wrote on the wall

Saturday, July 14, 2018

UGLY AMERICAN





The Ugly American
Is doing the Grand Tour
And succumbing quite frequently
To Motor Mouth allure 


First there was Brussels
Where he left the impression
Of an oversized Oaf
Suffering severe constipation 


From there across the Channel
To Mother Country Britain
Where he managed to irritate
The whole darn nation

All this in preparation
For a meeting in Helsinki
At which he and Putin
Will share a Twinkie 


Maybe the solution to the troubles
Is to revoke DJ’s passport
And confine him to
His Florida resort

Thursday, July 12, 2018

OVER THE HILL?



The Bully arrived in Brussels
With his usual flair
He would like the world to know
That he still has a pair

Even though many suspect
The pair haven’t worked in awhile
After all, the Guy is
Close to being senile

Melania could probably tell us
But she is too polite
The separate bedrooms, however
Say oodles about DJ’s plight

Maybe Merkel and May
Should volunteer
And say, “Hey Donald
Would you be a dear

And show us your thing
‘Cuz Putin claims he has video
Proving your erotic capability
Has descended well south of zero”

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

REPUBLICAN MORALITY


Notice the intellectual drift
Of the Republican Party?
First Palin, now Trump
Whose next, Sean Hannity?

And how about Evangelicals
Who use to be such prudes
They’ve become apologists
For a seriously sinning Dude

Apparently the Good Book
Does not apply
To those with whom politically
You are eye-to-eye

It seems that adultery
Is no big deal
As long as you throw abortion
Under the wheel

So Republicans with lax morals
Can sin all they want
Just be sure to remain
Anti-government 

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

SCOTUS


A Supreme Court possibility
Got nominated last night
His Highness The Donald
Did the occasion up right

Prime time TV
Almost mandatory
Let the kids stay up
To watch Trump in his glory

Just like the Apprentice
Trump maintained the suspense
A lot more fun
Than praying with Mike Pence

If only Stormy Daniels
Had not gone away
He could’a topped the evening off
With a roll in the hay

So now begins the spectacle
Of a Senate “hearing”
Can Brett Kavanaugh display
The required judicial bearing?

Monday, July 09, 2018

TRUMP HAS GIFT FOR PUTIN




Fake news has it
That Trump will give Putin
Alaska, in return
For saying “no collusion”


After all, Alaska
Once belonged to Russia
But some Czar said
“It’s too much bother”


Alaska has few golf courses
So no great loss
And Trump does need
To make happy his Boss


McConnell, Ryan
And that Congressional Crew
Won’t object to Trump’s action
That’s not what they do


If Trump announced
Russia needed some money
McConnell and Ryan would jump
Like kids after honey

Sunday, July 08, 2018

MORE BAD POETRY



He’s off to Europe
To blow up NATO
And maybe also give Putin
Mar-a-Lago


Pompeo went to Pyongyang
To denuke Korea
Kim Jong Un said
kiss my rear


The Trumpster thinks tariffs
Are the thing to do
Maybe they were
Back round 1922


Cadet Bone Spurs digs rallies
Where he can unload
Before an audience
Of like-minded toads


A Supreme Court nomination
Will be announced soon
And the Trumpster expects
Us all to swoon

Saturday, July 07, 2018

BAD POETRY

The unprecedented President we have has reduced Cranky to bad poetry:

Once there was a President
He was one helluva guy
This President brought to government
A veritable pigsty

There was Pruitt the sleaze
Scaramucci quickly gone in the breeze
Huckabeee Sanders “I don’t know”
And Sessions the ‘Bama bozo

When the citizens of the nation
Voted for this clown
They did not think he would give them
a perpetual frown

Now they are stuck with him
As he pontificates and fabricates
And as the country implodes
The watching world regurgitates

Washington and Jefferson
Roosevelt and Ike
And now a road bump
Whose name rhymes with Rump

Will the nation survive?
We can but hope
Never before has there been
Such a complete dope.

Monday, April 09, 2018

FACEBOOK KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU

So, how are you and Facebook getting along? You still think it is a benign organization out to kumbaya the world?

Actually, it may be out to erode your privacy down to zilch, or maybe zilch minus.
You want evidence? On March 22 of this year--a little over two weeks ago--the obscure Patent Trial and Appeal Board (PTAB) of the U.S. Patent Office issued a decision regarding a patent application Facebook filed back in 2011. The application concerned a method "for tracking information about the activities of users of a social networking system while on another domain."
Ponder that: Facebook wanted a patent for tracking your activities WHILE YOU WERE ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET. Big Brother going exponential is another way of describing it.
The good news is that the patent application was denied by the Patent Examiner, and the denial was affirmed (in part) by the PTAB. The bad news is that Facebook does not need a patent to track your activities elsewhere on the Internet. A patent would have been nice, but not necessary.
Incidentally, the PTAB decision was Ex Parte Schoen, issued on March 22, 2018.
Congressional Committees, when you meet with Mark Z. this week, you might want to bring this up.

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

CADET BONE SPURS WOULD'A CHARGED!

Cadet Bone Spurs, recipient of five draft deferments back in his youth, has proclaimed that if he had been present at the Florida High School shooting, he would have charged into the building, even if he didn't have a weapon.

Well, it's a shame the nation didn't have him on the front lines during that war of his youth. He undoubtedly would have single-handedly dispatched many Commies and inspired his fellow soldiers to great acts of mayhem. Yes, Cadet Bone Spurs would have been a wonder.

Which is why he deserves the parade he is planning to honor himself with. If anyone in our nation's history deserved a parade, Cadet Bone Spurs is that one.

While at it, he maybe should give himself a few medals for the bravery that most certainly would have been. A Congressional Medal of Honor might be overdoing it, but few would begrudge him a couple of Silver Stars or so.

And since his is a family Presidency, maybe some Bronze Stars for Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Junior. Their Greatness certainly warrants recognition. Oh, and Melania also. If anyone deserves a medal, it is she. 

Monday, February 26, 2018

TIME TO AMEND THE SECOND AMENDMENT


The time has come to amend the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. The effort to bring a rational, technologically modern interpretation to its archaic words has been stymied by the absolutist stance of its fervid supporters, who constitute a minority of the population. Those supporters have raised gun ownership from a legal right to a bulwark against societal change. And citizens are dying as a result, some accidentally, some on purpose. Gun ownership has become a way to express a political viewpoint, a viewpoint that sees not opponents but enemies.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Twenty-seven words. Written more than two centuries ago. What were “Arms” in 1791 when the Second Amendment, as part of the Bill of Rights, was ratified? Muzzle-loaded flint-lock muskets and pistols. Single shot. Two to three rounds per minute.

And what is this “well regulated Militia” jazz? The only groups around today that call themselves “militias” are certainly not well regulated. Moreover, instead of “being necessary to the security of a free State,” they are often sanctuaries for the disturbed and threats to more peaceful citizens.

So what should a modern Second Amendment protect? Reasonable gun ownership by qualified, mentally healthy individuals. Weapons of war, including automatic rifles, should not be in the hands of private citizens. Nor should hand grenades or shoulder-launched rockets. Legislatures should have leeway to define what are “arms,” who may own “arms,” who may not own “arms,” and where “arms” may be possessed or carried.

Is “reasonable gun ownership by qualified, mentally healthy individuals” a clear-cut standard? Certainly not. And ever-changing technology will pose a constant challenge to legislatures and enforcers. But the current environment in which words that describe tangible objects from a bygone era are held sacrosanct is absurd. The Constitution, particularly the first Ten Amendments (the Bill of Rights), is largely about intangibles—freedom of speech and the press, no law respecting an establishment of religion, protection from “unreasonable searches and seizures.” In this great document, the Second Amendment is an anomaly. It is about hardware that now exists only in museums. It should be updated with a “reasonableness” standard.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

MORE THINGS THE DONALD DOESN'T DO

A few readers who obviously do not have the proper level of respect for our  President have offered some more things that are foreign to him. So here are additional contributions to the list of stuff that preclude The Donald from truly being a champion of Middle America.

More things The Donald has little experience with:

) Walking a golf course carrying his own golf bag.
) Just walking a golf course.
) Maintaining an honest score card.
) Claiming his true golf handicap.
) Personally calling and ordering a pizza for delivery (that's what the help does).
) Telling the truth.
) Going a week without uttering at least three outrageous whoppers.
) Tweeting something not insulting to another person, race, or nation.
) Thinking about a human female in a way that doesn't include his hand reaching for her, er, you know.

Monday, February 12, 2018

ORDINARY AMERICAN THINGS THE DONALD LIKELY HASN'T DONE



Donald Trump’s greatest accomplishment has been to hoodwink a sizeable chunk of Americans into believing that he is one of them. He has done this through a genuinely brilliant mix of coarse language, anti-elitist rhetoric, anti-government tirades, anti-political correctness, personal insults, racial slurs, misogynistic comments, and a plethora of distortions and outright lies.
But the reality is that The Donald was born and raised rich and has practically nothing in common with the average citizen. Here is a list of ordinary American things the Donald has likely never done, at least since his teenage years a half-century ago:
) Hammered a nail.
) Sawed a board.
) Raked leaves.
) Cleaned gutters.
) Pulled weeds.
) Cut grass.
) Trimmed a hedge.
) Dug a hole.
) Washed a car.
) Used a wrench.
) Split firewood.
) Calculated his own taxes.
) Avoided bankruptcy.
) Paid his bills on time.
) Rowed a boat.
) Fished.
) Changed a diaper.
) Rinsed a dish.
) Cleaned a toilet.
) Sweated (Real sweat, not golf-course sweat). 




Thursday, February 08, 2018

CADET BONE SPUR WANTS A PARADE

Cadet Bone Spur wants a stupendous military parade. And guess what. He wants you and me to pay for it. Never mind that large military parades are the normal province of autocratic leaders such as Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin, and whoever is running China at the moment.

Or maybe that is the point. Cadet Bone Spur is an autocratic wannabe. In his mind, a military parade with lots of imposing, pavement-chewing hardware, might be an appropriate step in his quest to replace our inefficient democracy with an autocracy of himself.


Himself. That's what Cadet Bone Spur is all about. His whole life has been an effort to be the center of attention, to be praised, glorified, even worshiped.


Well, maybe we should give him his parade. And put him in it. Not in a bright dress uniform but in the uniform of Grunts, line-doggies, cannon fodder. And have him low-crawl the route with DI's screaming obscenities in his ears. Better yet, with live fire zipping a foot or so over his orange noggin. Yeah, that's a parade many would enjoy.

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

SYCOPHANTIC SUCK-UP PERFORMANCE

Has there ever been a parallel in American history to match the sycophantic suck-up performance that occurred this afternoon (December 20, 2017) on the steps of the White House?

Nearly a dozen Congressional leaders, including House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, fell all over themselves telling the world how tremendously awesome President Donald J. Trump is. Oh, and the just passed Tax Reform Law was good too. Did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, or Ronald Reagan require such obsequious conduct?

Fellow Americans, something ain't right. Our current ultimate leader requires far too much coddling. And his immediate sub-leaders need backbone transplants. (Cranky would say they need to grow a pair but such language is no longer acceptable.)

Thursday, December 14, 2017

TRUMP'S TRIUMPH

Many naysayers contend that President Trump hasn't accomplished squat in his almost first year in office. But there is one thing he certainly has accomplished. He has achieved what has apparently long been his goal. And that is to be the undisputed center of attention.
Has there ever been a more needy individual? At least one over the age of three? Remember his first public cabinet meeting when he went around the table virtually demanding accolades from the attendees?
The craving for attention explains his often erratic, irrational behavior. Who are you mostly likely to notice, the serious quiet individual trying to get something done, or the loud buffoon ranting and raving about nothing in particular?
Yes, we put a narcissistic self-infatuated showman in charge. And he's not gonna let us relax for a moment.     

Friday, December 08, 2017

ZERO TOLERANCE OR GRAB 'EM BY THE P___Y

In their unceasing effort to never agree on anything, our two political parties have ended up on opposite ends of the sexual harassment and assault spectrum.

Extreme Democrats have gone the zero tolerance route. Told an off-color joke in mixed company? Complimented an individual of the opposite sex on their appearance? Accidentally touched someone in a place he or she considers off-limits? Then at the very least you need to place yourself on a sexual predator watch-list.

On the other hand, extreme Republicans, particularly those who have achieved considerable political power, apparently view sexual harassment and assault as benefits of the job. Genitalia-grabbing? Assaulting teenage girls? Hey, you earned the right.

Maybe it's time for some new political parties.

Saturday, December 02, 2017

GOVERNMENT OF THE RICH, BY THE RICH, FOR THE RICH

Many decades ago when Cranky was a history major, one historical situation puzzled him a bit. It involved the French Revolution in the waning years of the 18th Century. The thing that puzzled him was, what made the French common folk such blood-thirsty rascals? Yeah, they had some grievances, and yeah, it was long ago when people were maybe still imbibed with some primitive blood lust, but getting their kicks by cutting off the heads of their social and economic betters? Cranky just didn't quite get it.

Well, now in his waning years, Cranky is beginning to get it. The ascendancy of His Highness D.J. Trump to the Presidency of these United States and the obnoxious rich people he has surrounded himself with has shown Cranky that, under the proper circumstances, disliking the rich very much is an easy emotion to develop. Indeed, it is extremely hard to resist.

The latest evidence that the rich are obnoxious? The tax bills that the House and the Senate will likely soon combine into a monstrous financial goody gift for those at the top of the economic pyramid. And what will this goody gift have for the us peasants? A "tremendous" increase in the national debt, not to mention increased taxes for many poor and middle income taxpayers.

Maybe the guillotine wasn't such a bad idea after all.   

Saturday, October 21, 2017

GENERAL JOHN KELLY'S SOUL


A more appropriate title for Donald Trump’s book The Art of the Deal is The Art of the Steal. The Donald’s business ethics differed little from his current political ethics. Central to both sets of values is a disregard for truth. Falsehoods, more bluntly called lies, are not something to be avoided but tools for achieving goals. For those individuals with a sense of morality regarding business and politics, goals achieved through falsehoods are not so much deals as stolen property. Hence The Art of the Steal. 

The latest steal by Donald Trump is the soul of General John Kelly. In support of his boss, the General gave a distorted—false—description of a speech Congresswoman Frederica Wilson made in 2015. In the General’s telling, Representative Wilson, at the dedication of an FBI building in Miami, was overly boastful about her role in obtaining funding for the project. Video of the event, however, shows her giving credit to others, thanking then-House Speaker John Boehner (a Republican in case you have forgotten), and praising the two deceased FBI agents for whom the building was named. The General also publicly described the Congresswoman as like “empty barrels making the most noise,” a description this disciplined military man would not likely have publicly made before he fell under the sway of the Master Stealer, er Dealer. 

How did the General’s fall into this murky morass come about? Well, based on growing, and disturbing, knowledge of the type of person the 45th President is, here is a possible scenario. It is not proven fact. But it is not implausible. 

Start with the likely fact that Donald Trump has no capacity for empathy. The probable reason is that he is one of the most self-centered individuals on this planet. Everything is all about him. He needs constant acknowledgements of his worth and greatness. Other people’s problems? Yeah, whatever. 

So he unexpectantly falls into a job where empathy, or at least its appearance, is important. Citizens of these United States want their President to be able to show some understanding of the sorrows and downsides of life. The Donald begins to realize that he is empathy-deficient. Perhaps an eye-opening event was the call Donald placed to a parent of a dead soldier in which he, the Donald, gets so flustered that he promises the man a personal check for $25,000. To avoid a repetition, the Donald asks his Chief of Staff, a four-star General who lost a son in war, for advice on phone calls to Gold Star families. 

Among the things the General drops in their discussion is a catchy phrase, along the lines of “that’s what he signed up for.” But the General likely had much context around the phrase. “Your loved one was serving his country. Sometimes such service results in the ultimate sacrifice. Your loved one realized this possibility yet selected service to country anyway. He understood the dangers but still signed up.” 

But non-empathetic Donald didn’t catch the nuance and subtlety. His was a blunt “must have known what he signed up for.” It was almost as if he were adding, “At least he wasn’t captured. I don’t like people who were captured.” 

And then the General, realizing his contribution to the President’s tactless, un-empathetic effort, attempts to make amends. He does so in the manner his boss would, perhaps even receiving guidance from the boss. He conducts a personal attack on Congresswoman Wilson. Donald Trump has stolen his soul.

Friday, July 28, 2017

AMORAL CAPITALISM

How did the fanbase of Russia in the United States shift from the far left of the political spectrum to a location on the right side of that spectrum? After all, just three decades ago no respectable member of the Republican Party in the United States would have been kissing up Russia or its then parent, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

The short answer is that the fanbase of Russia in the United States moved because Russia itself moved from Communism to what might be called Amoral Capitalism, or maybe No-Morality Capitalism.

For much of the 20th Century, from 1917 to 1991, Communism provided the structure for the Russian economy, government, and society. Communism is based on common ownership of the means of production, usually defined broadly. In practice, common ownership is government ownership.

The antithesis of Communism is Capitalism. Under pure Capitalism, the economic system is totally under private control. In practice, however, pure Capitalism does not exist, at least to any significant degree. What does exist is often called a mixed economy. In a mixed economy, both the private sector and government engage in economic activity.

How economic activities are allocated between the private sector and government in a mixed economy is a subject of never ending debate. Proponents of each side in the debate are prone to apocalyptic language regarding the various pros and cons. Very generally, the Democratic Party sees a larger role for government than does the Republican Party. Democrats on the extreme left end of the political spectrum desire a very large role for government. Republicans on the right end of the political spectrum want as little government as possible, maybe even less government than that.

Communism in Russia and the other member republics of the USSR eroded in the 1980s. Some observers argue that Communism deteriorated primarily because of its incompatibility with human individualism. Other observers attribute its fall primarily to Ronald Reagan, the U.S. President for much of the decade, and a firm believer in as much Capitalism as possible.

Whatever the cause of the fall, Communism in Russia and the USSR was done. The U.S. fans of Russia on the extreme left of the political spectrum had to look elsewhere for their Big Government fix.

But what was to take the place of Communism as the guiding principle for the Russian economy, government, and society? The answer has only slowly emerged, and the situation is still quite murky. A form of Capitalism, however, appears to have risen to power. Private economic activity is extensive, but government is less an overseer and arbiter of that activity than a participant. The government rules and regulations that are imposed on the private sector in a largely mixed economy seem, in present-day Russia, to be not so much imposed as nefariously negotiated, bargained for, and bought.

Some observers might characterize this result as corrupt: the private sector only needs to buy its way to success. Other observers, however, might find this result attractive. Among those possible fans are believers in pure, or almost pure, Capitalism. The economy is under private control, some of it directly and some as a result of a symbiotic, incestuous relationship with government. This form of Capitalism is divorced from morality; it is Amoral Capitalism.

Thus, the new U.S. fans of Russia can be found in the portion of the U.S. political spectrum that desires unfettered economic freedom. Indeed, these U.S. fans may well envy the Capitalists of Russia with their Amoral Capitalism. Government rules and regulations that succumb to the private sector’s desires and dollars, well that’s just fine.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

A TWEET AIN'T A LAWFUL ORDER

Fake President Trump has sent out a tweet stating that transgender individuals cannot be part of the U.S. military. And everybody's bent out of shape.

But is that all Fake President Trump did? Is there any real paper work? A letter to the SecDef? An official directive of some sort? A proclamation? An official order? If not, then what's all the excitement about?


A Fake President issues a Tweet. He does that multiple times each week. Legally, it don't mean squat. 

Sunday, May 21, 2017

STILL A THREAT

Cranky is a mostly retired guy, but he still does a few short-term projects in downtown DC. He usually takes the world-renowned DC metro to work, during rush hours. Over the last several years, more and more young, and occasionally older, women have been offering him their seat.

His response is, "Hey Sweetheart, I know I look pathetic, but I'm still a threat."

In truth, he's no longer a threat, at least much of one. But this is the Age of Trump, and in the Age of Trump, truth is what you say it is.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

9 WEEKS DOWN, 199 TO GO

Helluva week!

) FBI Director sees no evidence that Obama wiretapped the Trumpster.
) But FBI and others continue to look into the Russia-Trumpster bromance.
) Bannon gets authoritarian with the Freedom Caucus, telling them they have to support TrumpCare. (Lesson--you don't tell anti-authoritarians they have to do anything.)
) Chief Congressional suckup Devin Nunes apparently forgets that Congress is a co-equal branch of government with important responsibilities. Nunes runs to White House with allegedly earth-shaking evidence regarding the Trumpster's trumped-up falsehoods, forgetting to inform his Committee colleagues beforehand.
) Greatest deal-maker in history (just ask him) fails to get deal he said more than once he would get on election day. Accepts no responsibility for the failure. Deal-making with sleazy real estate and gambling folks was certainly much easier, maybe because only money was involved and not politics, principles, morality, or other such distactions. 


Sunday, March 19, 2017

8 WEEKS DOWN, 200 TO GO


A QUANDRY
You are a loyal patriotic American. You've served your country in a variety of ways, maybe even including wearing your country's uniform. You believe in the principles upon which your country was founded and that it strives to live by. You want your country to succeed.
But the President of your country is a narcissistic prima donna bozo who can't stop telling you and your fellow citizens how great he is. He also lies and fabricates well beyond the degree that is common in the political profession. You want him to fail.
How do you reconcile these divergent desires?

Thursday, March 16, 2017

WHY DONALD WON AND HILLARY LOST


Of course, many factors contributed to the Trumpster's victory (in the electoral college, not in the popular vote) over Hillary. One of the most important, however, maybe the most important, was the Trumpster's apparent competence with Twitter versus the email debacle of Hillary and her pals.  


Illustrator Phil McKenney of Montross, Virginia, has captured the essence of the matter in the above 'toon. The Trumpster's Twitter skills gave the impression, most likely false, that he knew what he was doing in the brave new world of the Information Age.
On the other hand, the email mess that the Hillary crowd brought on themselves led many border-line voters to conclude, "I don't want these clowns in charge of the nation." Oh, the Hillary people would blame it all on Russian hacking. But even if there was such hacking (as there probably was), what it revealed was a bunch of technological neophytes who never learned the basic lesson of email: "If you don't want it on the front page of the Washington Post, don't put it in an email."

Saturday, March 11, 2017

7 WEEKS DOWN, 201 TO GO


The Trumpster started off week 7 by accusing his predecessor of felonious conduct. The felonious conduct was apparently so obvious that the Trumpster saw no need to provide any collaborating facts, details, proof, whatever.

Then His Highness turned to the difficult issue of repealing, reforming, renaming, whatever, ObamaCare. His negotiating skills were much in evidence as he called various interested parties into his presence for meetings. The nation watched with expectant awe as one of history's greatest deal-makers did his stuff. The outcome was certainly to be the best national healthcare system ever.

House Speaker Paul-three-hour-marathon-Ryan did his part with a power point presentation that had other power point warriors in the nation's capital gasping in admiration. Business schools across the country, knowing outstanding teaching material when they see it, immediately begged for copies.

The Trumpster began the weekend with a round of golf at Trump National Golf Club in Potomac Falls, Virginia. It was his ninth golf outing in his first seven weeks in office. Not bad work if you can get it.  

Friday, March 03, 2017

6 WEEKS DOWN, 202 TO GO


GREATEST SPEECH EVER!! CERTAINLY ONE OF THE TOP FIVE IN THE NATION'S HISTORY!

In a little over 60 minutes before the U.S. Congress Tuesday night, Donald J. Trump rescued his Presidency from a descent into oblivion, thereby insuring not just four years of his extraordinary leadership but likely an additional four as well.

He handled multi-syllable words as if he knew what they meant. He avoided the "believe me's." He did not label his opponents with "lying," "crooked," or other nasty terms. His exaggerations and distortions were within the range of what previous Presidents had thrown at a Congressional audience. Many in the media were gushingly effusive in their commentary.

In short, he graduated from being just a narcissistic buffoon to being a Presidential narcissistic buffoon.

So most of Wednesday was a fine day for the Trumpster and his team as they envisioned the world turning in their direction. But then Comrade Sessions brought back reality, and the week ended with the Trumpster sulking off to his little hideaway in Mar-a-Lago and the companionship of his fellow one-percenters.