The Ugly American
Is doing the Grand Tour
And succumbing quite frequently
To Motor Mouth allure
First there was Brussels
Where he left the impression
Of an oversized Oaf
Suffering severe constipation
From there across the Channel
To Mother Country Britain
Where he managed to irritate
The whole darn nation
All this in preparation
For a meeting in Helsinki
At which he and Putin
Will share a Twinkie
Maybe the solution to the troubles
Is to revoke DJ’s passport
And confine him to
His Florida resort
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