Donald Trump’s greatest accomplishment has been to hoodwink a sizeable chunk of Americans into believing that he is one of them. He has done this through a genuinely brilliant mix of coarse language, anti-elitist rhetoric, anti-government tirades, anti-political correctness, personal insults, racial slurs, misogynistic comments, and a plethora of distortions and outright lies.
But the reality is that The Donald was born and raised rich and has practically nothing in common with the average citizen. Here is a list of ordinary American things the Donald has likely never done, at least since his teenage years a half-century ago:
) Hammered a nail.
) Sawed a board.
) Raked leaves.
) Cleaned gutters.
) Pulled weeds.
) Cut grass.
) Trimmed a hedge.
) Dug a hole.
) Washed a car.
) Used a wrench.
) Split firewood.
) Calculated his own taxes.
) Avoided bankruptcy.
) Paid his bills on time.
) Rowed a boat.
) Fished.
) Changed a diaper.
) Rinsed a dish.
) Cleaned a toilet.
) Sweated (Real sweat, not golf-course sweat).
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