Sunday, May 21, 2017

STILL A THREAT

Cranky is a mostly retired guy, but he still does a few short-term projects in downtown DC. He usually takes the world-renowned DC metro to work, during rush hours. Over the last several years, more and more young, and occasionally older, women have been offering him their seat.

His response is, "Hey Sweetheart, I know I look pathetic, but I'm still a threat."

In truth, he's no longer a threat, at least much of one. But this is the Age of Trump, and in the Age of Trump, truth is what you say it is.

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