More things The Donald has little experience with:
) Walking a golf course carrying his own golf bag.
) Just walking a golf course.
) Maintaining an honest score card.
) Claiming his true golf handicap.
) Personally calling and ordering a pizza for delivery (that's what the help does).
) Telling the truth.
) Going a week without uttering at least three outrageous whoppers.
) Tweeting something not insulting to another person, race, or nation.
) Thinking about a human female in a way that doesn't include his hand reaching for her, er, you know.
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