PARDON THE ORANGE HOAX

 

Hey Joe, pardon the Orange Hoax
It might get him and his victimhood
Off center stage
And enable the nation
To turn the page
 
He currently dominates discourse and discussions
With his invectives, fulminations
Diatribes, falsehoods, obfuscations
Mendacities, misdirections, exaggerations
Insults, defamations, fabrications
 
So tell him, Joe
“You’ve given the nation a collective headache
You probably deserve incarceration
But I’m going to do us all a favor
And extract you from your imagined status
Of victimization
Now go forth and attempt participation
In a rational policy discussion
(A possibility about which I do not have
A high expectation)”