IT’S REALLY ME

 

Tried to log on to aol
Said they needed to verify it’s me
So they were sending a code
To my gmail account
Tried to log on to gmail
Said they needed to verify it’s me
So they were sending a code
To my aol account
Both said texting was an alternative
But texting is a skill
Beyond Cranky’s ability
Perhaps what is really needed
Is a bit of anarchy
 
Or maybe a central public clearinghouse
Where you can announce
“Hey world, it’s really me
Now let me in my damn accounts
Before I go crazy”