CATFIGHT!

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert
Are clawing and hissing
To the delight of those perverted individuals
Who are catfight aficionados
 
On the House floor
Greene reportedly called Boebert
“A little bitch”
You go, Girl
At least she’s not a witch
 
High school civics
Didn’t prepare the citizenry for this
In the nation’s hallowed Capitol
Two babes going at each other
As their mostly male peers
Try not to giggle and snicker