KEVIN HAS PROBLEMS

House Republicans
Are running all over Kevin
It’s not nice to call him a wuss
But the term is certainly appropriate
Kevin is definitely not an ornery cuss
 
Kevin sold his soul
To become House Speaker
Now the MAGA Republicans
Are exercising their ownership lever
 
“Do what we want, Kevin
Or we’ll smack you like a clown”
With a quivering lower lip Kevin whimpers
“Please let me stay in town”