ORANGE HOAX INDICTED

 

The Hoax has been indicted
Details are trickling in
Bottom line is
The Hoax is charged with sin
 
But his MAGA worshipers
Are not opposed to sin
At least when it involves stuff
The Hoax does on a whim
 
The Hoax will play the victim
Maybe his favorite role
Dragging the proceedings out
With his campaign on cruise control