VICTIMS

 

How to be a success in politics?
Convince enough people they’re victims
And you’re their best hope
They may put you in charge
Even if you’re actually a dope
 
For an example
Consider the Orange American Carnage
He corralled a variety of victims
Convinced them he was a fixer and operator
They elected him President
But he showed he was no more than
A world-class bloviator