DORIAN UPDATE

Looks like Mar-a-Lago

Might dodge the bullet

Dorian’s turning north

Searching for a different target

So the Odious Orange Outrage

Can get back

To trashing all who stray

From his track

Which at some point

Includes almost everyone

Associated with him

The Chosen One

TIFFANY OVERWEIGHT?

Tiffany is overweight

Allegedly said the Odious Orange Outrage

As related by a staffer

In an off-the-record disaster

Well, bye-bye Sweetheart

Hope you find something new

Working for a boss

Who does not create such a stew

Reporters are not your friends

Just keep that in mind

They talk ethics and morality

But they will expose you for a dime

But before you depart

Give us some more juice

What do Ivanka and Jared

Really think about the Orange Goose?

MAR-A-LAGO NEXT?

Hurricane Dorian

Gave Puerto Rico a break

Just side-swiping the island

And is searching for something to rake

If Dorian selected

Mar-a-Lago for landing

Wouldn’t that just be

Absolutely outstanding?

A little rough justice

For the U.S. citizens of Puerto Rico

A little tit for tat

For the Raging Roaring Rat

IS THERE STILL A REPUBLICAN PARTY?

How many Republicans have a pair

And would tell the Orange One

To take his latest whacky thought

And stuff it in a bun?

The party of fiscal discipline

Has deteriorated to zero

Other than supporting the most

Undisciplined character since Nero

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Puerto Rico one of the most

Corrupt places on earth?

How about Trump Tower

Where corruption has a permanent berth

HURRICANE; AG BARR

Puerto Rico is again

Facing a hurricane hit

Time for the Odious Orange Outrage

To revive his paper towel bit

Let’s see how long it takes

For him to bad mouth U.S. citizens

For the crime of being Hispanic

And not Scandinavians

Attorney General Barr

Is paying his boss 30 Grand

To rent a place for a party

Complete with a band

It may not be illegal

But it certainly is questionable

And gives the 99 percent

A bad example to follow

NUKE THEM HURRICANES

The Bloviating Blondish Buffoon

Wants to nuke hurricanes

Thinks it will deter them

Not concerned about fallout rains

Well, it might be worth a try

After all, what could go wrong?

And if the timing is right

Mar-a-Lago might end up gone

ORDERING BUSINESSES AROUND; AND G7 UPDATE

If the Odious Orange Outrage

Can order businesses out of China

Could he also order them

Out of California?

That state is certainly

Not supportive of his presidency

Opposing most of his efforts

Left, right, and centrally

To hear the Orange One tell it

Things at the G7 are swimmingly

Good stuff is happening

And everyone is happy

However, some of his peers

Are a bit more pessimistic

Qualifying his assessments

With a “Let’s be realistic”

And he doesn’t have many allies

For his debilitating trade wars

The appeal of such shenanigans

Being lost in distant stars

G-7 DISRUPTION?

Putin messaged Trump

“Have you disrupted the G-7 yet?”

The Odious Orange Outrage responded

“I’m close but not there yet”

“Well, get a move on, you Twerp

Or else you’ll never get

Your Trump Tower in Moscow

Which you would regret”

“Because after you have devastated

Your own homeland

You’ll need a place to retire

And Moscow would be grand”

“You could bring along Moscow Mitch

To be your aging companion

Kentuckians are tired of him anyway

And his re-election effort is floundering”

TRADE WAR!

Hot Damn!

We got ourselves a trade war!

Now the Odious Orange Outrage will show them

Who’s the toughest thug in the bar

And as an extra

The little weasel he made

Chairman of the Fed?

He’ll stomp that twerp

‘til he’s rearranged his head

Yeah, it’s certainly a comfort

To have someone in charge

Who knows how the economy works

And is not reluctant to ignite a barrage

WHO ACTUALLY CHOSE THE CHOSEN ONE?

More information is trickling in

On who to blame

For the Odious Orange Outrage’s

Chosen One claim

It wasn’t the Almighty above

Who made the selection

It was the horned one below

Where there are fire and friction

Yes, the Devil chose

The Odious Orange Outrage

To make plenty trouble

To put the nation on the edge

Of descending into the fires

That burn eternally

Fed by the evil

That mankind spreads pervasively

THE CHOSEN ONE

The Odious Orange Outrage

Proclaimed himself The Chosen One

If that is the case

The Almighty’s message is “You’re done”

“I’ve had enough of you clowns

You are an obnoxious sorrowful bunch

I’ve sent The Chosen One

To take away your lunch”

“if you people were living

Up to expectations

I wouldn’t be punishing you

With a quack of such dimensions”

INCONSISTENT OR WHACK JOB?

The floundering NRA apparently has

The Odious Orange Outrage by the short hair

He pretty much flipped on background checks

After talking to Wayne LaPierre

National debt and Federal budget deficits

Are things the Orange One thinks don’t matter

When making economic bets

To forestall the recession he says

Is not on the way

He wants more tax cuts

To keep it at bay

Inconsistent is the polite way

To describe the Orange One’s policy ride

The non-polite description is

The guy’s a bona fide whack job

NRA SPEAKS, ORANGE ONE SALUTES

The Odious Orange Outrage

Pretends to be uncertain

About whether background checks are good

Or an unconstitutional burden

But to say he’s in

The NRA’s pocket

Is not an exaggeration

It describes his docket

He says mass shootings

Are a mental health deal

More mental hospitals

Would solve the problem for real

Assault rifles and

Hundred round magazines

Not what the Founding Fathers envisioned

In their wildest dreams

THANK YOU, MARK

The Odious Orange Outrage

Says he’s done more

In two and a half years

Than all Presidents before

Well, he has skyrocketed the deficit

Antagonized much of the world

Alienated a majority of the citizenry

And given corruption a whirl

His support is largely drawn

From the lowest common denominator

Whose power has grown

As social media became an agitator

So thank you Zuckerberg

And your fellow nerds

For empowering those who have

Given us the strangest of birds

THE SIMPLE CASE AGAINST RE-ELECTION

He lies

He bullies

He brags

He gives us the willies

Would we really give

The Odious Orange Outrage

Another four years

On the national stage?

We certainly aren’t perfect

But could we step so low

Take such a backward lurch

As to re-elect this bozo?

GREENLAND, HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

At last, the Odious Orange Outrage

Is proposing something useful

He wants to buy Greenland

And get ice and mud by the boatful

You can take a real estate developer

Out of his real estate

But you can’t stop the craving

For wheeling and dealing whatever the bait

If the Greenland deal falls through

Other islands are handy

Mozambique, New Guinea

Even Bermuda might be ready

For an offer from the best

Real estate developer ever

He’ll fix you right up

If you don’t worry about the weather

OPENING ANOTHER FRONT

Not satisfied with

His trail of chaotic incompetence

The Odious Orange Outrage inserts himself

Into another matter devoid of substance

At the Orange One’s behest

Israel’s Netanyahu banned

Two Democratic Congresswomen

From visiting his land

The Orange One’s obvious hope

Is to portray all Democrats

As way far to the left

And thus undeserving rats

Maybe the strategy will work

The American electorate after all

Has shown it not always has

Its eye on the ball

DOW NOT HAPPY

The Dow is not happy

It keeps getting slapped

By the Odious Orange Outrage

And his undisciplined yap

The Orange One’s response?

It’s the Fed’s fault

Maybe also China, maybe even Mexico

But mostly the Fed as it controls the vault

Meanwhile Republican Steve King

Has an original take

Rape and incest

Do civilization make

Moscow Mitch, Steve King

The Odious Orange Outrage

The GOP is certainly performing

On a warped stage

POOR, TIRED, HUDDLED? TRY CANADA

Cuccinelli and the Odious Orange One

That’s quite a pair

Throw in Stephen Miller

And you have something rare

Three guys with views

On immigrants and immigration

Bordering on racism

And half-backed white guy glorification

No poor, tired, huddle masses

For these guys

Rich, white, country-club ready

Is what lights up their eyes

GOVERNMENT BY TWITTER

What would the Founding Fathers say

About government by twitter

About the Chief Executive

Thinking with his finger?

They certainly envisaged something more

When they gave the President

The executive power of

The whole darn government

They assumed a thinking coherent individual

Not a shoot-from-the-hip mentality

Not a loose cannon type

Not someone burdened by inferiority

CONSPIRACY THEORIES

The Odious Orange Outrage

Is treading dangerous water

He’s floating conspiracy theories

About his buddy Epstein’s departure

But for every theory he passes on

Three could be thrown at him

After all he has the power

To order nasty stuff on a whim

All he needed was

A few unscrupulous aides

And he certainly has those

Has them in spades

And Mister Epstein most likely had knowledge

Of unflattering activities

On the part of the Orange one

That would give his public the willies

So expounding those theories

Is maybe trying to throw us off track

For everyone you advance we ask

“What are you holding back?”

THE FOUNDING FATHERS HAVE SOME FUN

A long time ago

When the Founding Fathers were almost done

Drafting the United States Constitution

They decided to have some fun

We have a great document

It tackles many things

But we want to ensure future generations

Have at least a few games

Lets’s throw in some gibberish

About the right to bear arms

Who knows what arms will be

When most people are no longer on farms

Then they can entertain themselves

Trying to figure out what we meant

It’ll all be jolly fun

And we can watch from the grave in amusement

MITCH, WAYNE, AND KIM

The Odious Orange Outrage

Claims that Mitch and Wayne are ready

For serious gun control steps

Not something merely petty

We’ll see if Mitch and Wayne

Are really prepared to compromise

More likely they’re prepared

To load, lock, and let bullets rise

The Odious Orange Outrage

Got a three-page epistle

From Kim Jong Un the Dictator

After he fired another missile

Missiles don’t really matter

According to the Oval Orange Moon

What really matters are

Nice letters from his buddy Un

ALL ABOUT ME

The Odious Orange Outrage

Is mad about the reaction

To his pathetic narcissistic response

on El Paso and Dayton

He visited the cities

And apparently wanted public affection

Maybe even rallies

Where he could pursue re-election

Think there’s a chance

That he’ll push gun control

And anger the NRA

Which has a foot on his soul?

ACTING PRESIDENTIAL DIDN’T GET PAST LUNCH

The Odious Orange Outrage

Was Presidential for half a day

Then he reached his limit

And was back to the political fray

Insulting opponents and those

Who said anything critical

Counter-punching left and right

Just loving the spectacle

Not acknowledging for a moment

That maybe he was part of the problem

That his inflammatory rhetoric

Was pushing discourse to rock bottom

EMPATHY

Has there ever been a President

Who displayed less empathy?

Maybe Vladimir Putin

But he’s not in this country

Narcissism and empathy

Probably don’t comport

And the Odious Orange Outrage

Has enough narcissism to export

Empathy got in the way

Of his adulterous proclivities

And since they were many

Empathy remained undeveloped

In favor of more attractive activities

DOW HEADS SOUTH

The Dow falls 767 points

Good job, Odious Orange Outrage

You’re showing them who’s boss

But when are you gonna turn the page

To less chaos and some accomplishments

Disrupting the world’s economy

Except maybe for your Kremlin pals

Is not good for anybody

The wily Chinese

Have called your bluff

Anything up your sleeve

To counter their stuff?

They devalued their currency

And stopped buying turnips

Leaving you and your tariffs

Locked in ill-fitting stirrups