CONSPIRACY THEORIES

The Odious Orange Outrage

Is treading dangerous water

He’s floating conspiracy theories

About his buddy Epstein’s departure

But for every theory he passes on

Three could be thrown at him

After all he has the power

To order nasty stuff on a whim

All he needed was

A few unscrupulous aides

And he certainly has those

Has them in spades

And Mister Epstein most likely had knowledge

Of unflattering activities

On the part of the Orange one

That would give his public the willies

So expounding those theories

Is maybe trying to throw us off track

For everyone you advance we ask

“What are you holding back?”