MAR-A-LAGO NEXT?

Hurricane Dorian

Gave Puerto Rico a break

Just side-swiping the island

And is searching for something to rake

If Dorian selected

Mar-a-Lago for landing

Wouldn’t that just be

Absolutely outstanding?

A little rough justice

For the U.S. citizens of Puerto Rico

A little tit for tat

For the Raging Roaring Rat