THANK YOU, MARK

The Odious Orange Outrage

Says he’s done more

In two and a half years

Than all Presidents before

Well, he has skyrocketed the deficit

Antagonized much of the world

Alienated a majority of the citizenry

And given corruption a whirl

His support is largely drawn

From the lowest common denominator

Whose power has grown

As social media became an agitator

So thank you Zuckerberg

And your fellow nerds

For empowering those who have

Given us the strangest of birds