Thursday, August 01, 2019

GOLDFISH AND THE PREZ


Recent research shows
Digital media is reducing
The human attention span
To below goldfish ranking

Humans at eight seconds
Goldfish at nine
Neither amounts to
A great deal of time

But one person’s attention span
Hasn’t been affected
The Odious Orange Outrage
Can’t be deflected

For example
His laser-beam focus
On Baltimore infestation
Has continued for days
And remains a preoccupation

So when it’s humans against goldfish
In an attention span contest
If we bring the Orange Ogre
We have a slight chance of being best

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