Friday, August 16, 2019

GREENLAND, HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!


At last, the Odious Orange Outrage
Is proposing something useful
He wants to buy Greenland
And get ice and mud by the boatful

You can take a real estate developer
Out of his real estate
But you can’t stop the craving
For wheeling and dealing whatever the bait

If the Greenland deal falls through
Other islands are handy
Mozambique, New Guinea
Even Bermuda might be ready

For an offer from the best
Real estate developer ever
He’ll fix you right up
If you don’t worry about the weather

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