Stock market went south this week
A big drop it was
Is now the time to buy, to sell,
Or to bend over
Pull your head between your legs
And kiss your butt adios?
Sarah Huckabee says
Things are just fine
DJ told her so
And he’s a financial Einstein
Never mind that your portfolio
Is subject to DJ’s moods
He gets peeved and grumpy
And the markets go down the tubes
Maybe he’ll decide
To invade Canada
Then your maple syrup futures
Could end up in Grenada
Easy come, easy go
That’s finance simplified
But here’s wishing we weren’t
At the mercy of a human ebb tide
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