The Giant Orange Pumpkin
Aka Cadet Bone Spurs
Has ordered troops to the border
The next step—calling up the Reserves
A deadly caravan
Of brutal women and children
Is fast advancing north
Threatening Duluth with oblivion
We need to prepare
Arm ourselves to the teeth
Barricade our streets
Store up the veggies and beef
The threat could be for decades
Eventually becoming a war
Meaning the Pumpkin might have to
Declare martial law
Never mind the Constitution
That document is no obstacle
Just issue an Executive Order
And the Constitution is rubble
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