Monday, October 22, 2018

THE PUMPKIN INCREASES BUDGET DEFICIT



The Giant Orange Pumpkin’s tax cuts
Are having an effect
The federal budget deficit
Is fast becoming a train wreck

Larger than Obama’s last years
And that’s not fake news
So thanks, Orange Pumpkin
For the financial blues

But The Pumpkin views government like a business
So he doesn’t much care
Bankruptcy wipes the slate clean
Leaving the creditors with empty air

That might not work with nations, however
So maybe a worried citizen
Should put some cash in a mattress
As insurance against financial oblivion

If the nation does go broke
The Pumpkin will likely feel no pain
He’ll seek financial asylum
In a wealthy refuge such as Bahrain

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