The Giant Orange
Pumpkin
Took on Sixty Minutes’ Lesley Stahl
She may not have cleaned his clock
But she did give him a brawl
The folks at Fox News
Rarely challenge him
But Lesley wouldn’t be sidetracked
By his usual circuitous spin
She called him on his bullying
Of Christine Blasey Ford
Not accepting his assertion
That he said nothing untoward
He was not a baby
Several times he proclaimed
Lesley never said he was
She didn’t use that name
Does he protest too much?
Granted, with the tantrums and all
It sometimes certainly seems
Like a diaper change should be the call
Took on Sixty Minutes’ Lesley Stahl
She may not have cleaned his clock
But she did give him a brawl
The folks at Fox News
Rarely challenge him
But Lesley wouldn’t be sidetracked
By his usual circuitous spin
She called him on his bullying
Of Christine Blasey Ford
Not accepting his assertion
That he said nothing untoward
He was not a baby
Several times he proclaimed
Lesley never said he was
She didn’t use that name
Does he protest too much?
Granted, with the tantrums and all
It sometimes certainly seems
Like a diaper change should be the call
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