Saturday, October 13, 2018

THE GREAT ORANGE PUMPKIN AND THE SAUDIS


The Great Pumpkin sits in the White House
Orange and scary and queasy
Worried about the money his hotels might lose
If he called the Saudis sleazy

Meanwhile DJ Junior
Retweets that the slain journalist
Apparently murdered in Istanbul
Was once a dangerous terrorist

Isn’t DJ Junior supposed
To be running the family business
And not inserting himself into
Matters of national interest?

The Great Pumpkin professes worry
About the impact on U.S. workers
Of cutting off the Saudis
From our arms industry producers

But really what worries
The Great Orange Pumpkin
Is cutting off the Saudis
May result in his own financial destruction

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