Tuesday, September 04, 2018

WOODWARD COMES A'CALLING


Bob Woodward
Is now on the scene
Giving DJ
A pain in his spleen

The SecDef said DJ
Was like a six-year old
Which is not a pleasant
Sight to behold

John Kelly called
DJ an idiot
To which we respond
With a concurring middle digit

DJ apparently
Can’t testify to Mueller
Because DJ is a perjury trap
Without any rudder

Woodward’s book
Kavanaugh’s hearing
Soon to be followed by
The midterm restructuring

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