Brett, your problem is
You had a helluva youth
Drinking and partying
And that is the truth
Maybe you didn’t commit
Any sexual aggression
But the evidence is you were often
In deep inebriation
So stop trying to come off
As a little goody two-shoes
Admit you frequently drank
As if you had nothing to lose
Such honesty might make your claim
To remaining many years a virgin
Somewhat more believable
Than just a ludicrous assertion
Incidentally, the alleged fact
That you maintained a multi-year virginity
Could be evidence of many rejections
For overly aggressive activity
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