Stormy’s new book
Has us fellas thinking
Is mine just small
Or is it “freakishly” small
Does it have a mushroom head
Is it adequate at all
The White House press corps
Should seek comment
On Stormy’s description
Of DJ’s equipment
Mr. President,
Is Stormy Daniels correct
That your equipment is rather small
And perhaps inadequate?
Kellyanne Conway,
Is there a correlation
Between DJ’s bedroom failures
And his tariff fixation?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders,
Would you elaborate
On Stormy’s assertions
Concerning the President?
The nation wants to know
If his is the smallest we’ve ever seen
From the standpoint of size
And does it have gangrene
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