Thursday, September 13, 2018

DUMB SOUTHERNER


Dumb Southerner is a term
DJ used disparagingly
But Cranky embraces the term
And many others gladly

Cracker, Hillbilly, Redneck
Goober, Peckerwood, Swamp Rat
White Trash, Haole, Sad Sack

Cranky owns them all
And is extremely proud of it
At least he’s not in the category of
Pouty-Mouth New York Prick

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