If Kavanaugh joins the Court
He can be best buddies
With Justice Clarence Thomas
And talk about their one-time honeys
And snicker about their female peers
Sotomayor, Ginsburg, Kagan
Wondering which of the three
Would make the best plaything
Also reminiscing about the good ol’ days
When grabbing booty was okay
And not something likely
To ruin your whole day
Yes, times have certainly changed
“Look at this, Babe” has become #MeToo
Leaving a fella perplexed
With hormones very much askew
It’s a new world, guys
You no longer are allowed
To fulfill your primordial needs
With just any stranger in the crowd
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