SUP ANONYMOUS

Tried SUP the other day

(Standup Paddle Boarding)

If I were like DJ

My performance I would be extolling

But alas,

I have a flaw

Occasionally the truth

Escapes from my maw

Sometimes I was upright

But more often than not

More time in the water

Than on top

The greatest difficulty

Was going from knees to feet

Most such attempts

Ended in defeat

On another matter

I tell DJ without equivocation

Anonymous was not me

And that’s not a prevarication