Saturday, December 31, 2022

WELCOME 2023

 

Welcome aboard
Two Thousand Twenty-Three
What are you bringing
To human history?
 
Gonna be hard to top
Your predecessor, Twenty-Two
Who brought Ukrainian genocide
But managed to avoid
A Republican red tide
 
Perhaps, and hopefully, Twenty-Three
You will accelerate the Orange Loser’s
Downward direction
And confirm his legacy
As the worst ever Presidential selection

Friday, December 30, 2022

THE LOSER’S TAXES

 

Finally, the Orange Loser’s taxes
Are no longer a mystery
The bottom line seems to be
Accountants scored a victory
In keeping the Loser’s finances
Quite obscure and murky
 
Why did the Loser
Have foreign bank accounts?
Maybe because they made it easier
To disguise questionable amounts
 
No wonder the IRS
Didn’t audit him per the law
One glance was enough
To give agents lockjaw

Thursday, December 29, 2022

WILL PUTIN EVER SEE JUSTICE?

 

Putin continues with his genocide
Attempting to win his war through body count
Will he ever see justice for his atrocities?
Not until the Russian people
Overcome their autocratic partialities
 
For its habitants
An autocratic nation can be comforting
Just accept the status quo
No need to get overwrought
Just go with the flow

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

WHAT TO DO ABOUT GEORGE

 

Maybe Dems shouldn’t push
To deny George a seat
Having him around
Could be kinda neat
A constant irritant
To throw at Republicans feet
A snicker-trigger when
Republicans get preachy and won’t retreat

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN STAR

 

Another Republican star
Is scheduled to take office
George Santos of New York
Recently elected to Congress
 
Turns out “Congressman” Santos
Lies like a dog
Maybe the New York Environment
Causes brain fog
Like the malady affecting the Orange Loser
When he’s ranting like a hog
 
The choice now facing Republicans
Is principle or expediency
The former because it’s ethically correct
The latter to protect their slim House majority
That choice is partly in the hands of
Flexible backbone McCarthy

Monday, December 26, 2022

DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

 

It was the day after Christmas
And all through the nation
Politicians were taking a break
From mutual vilification
 
The Pathetic Orange Loser
Was relaxing a bit
After a Christmas day rant
pronounced America unfit
 
But do not despair
The political wars will return
With each side chanting
“Burn Baby burn”

Sunday, December 25, 2022

TURKEY SANDWICH

 

Kayleigh McEnany
White House Press Secretary
For the Orange Loser
Told the Jan 6 Committee
If she had known the Capitol
Was being assaulted by a mob of many
She would not have continued eating
Her sandwich of turkey
 
Hey Kaleigh,
Would you also have discontinued eating
If other meats were involved?
Or is there a meat you couldn’t abandon
Even to warn your superiors
Of a possible ongoing Armageddon?

Saturday, December 24, 2022

CHRISTMAS WITH THE GRINCH

 

It was the day of Christmas
And in Mar-a-Lago
The Bloviating Orange Grinch
Was nursing his ego
 
Recent history had not been favorable
The expected red tide
Was barely a ripple
The Jan 6 Committee
Had recommended charges criminal
His following was shrinking
And appeared less formidable
 
Could he reverse the direction
His fortunes were taking
And ease the degree
His ego was aching?

Friday, December 23, 2022

GOVERNING BY SUPOENA

 

Dems and patriotic Republicans
Have given MAGA Republicans a break
A long-term budget has been passed
So MAGAs can now play as in recreate
 
And their idea of playing and recreating
Is government by subpoena
They plan on reliving
Their Benghazi nirvana

Thursday, December 22, 2022

NOT KIDDING ANYONE

 

Republicans may forcefully proclaim
They only want a short-term budget act
So come the new Congress
Their agenda will have a clear track
 
But if truth be told
Many of them are secretly overjoyed
To have Dems bear the political fallout
Of the hard decisions any budget can’t avoid

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

ZELENSKY IN DC

 

Ukrainian President Zelensky
Came to DC
Spoke to Biden and Congress
Received praise and aid for his country
 
But the end of his country’s struggle
Is not within sight
The obstacle is Comrade Putin
He’s gotta go
Only then will there be
An end to the show

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

THE TAX RETURNS, FINALLY

 

Apparently the nation will see finally
The Orange Loser’s tax returns
Redacted versions anyway
The House Ways and Means Committee
Acted in the nick of time
Before the MAGAs become
Top dog in the House tepee

Monday, December 19, 2022

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOSER

 

Liz Cheney and company said
“Merry Christmas, Loser”
We’re telling the DOJ
You’re an insurrection instigator
 
Your presidency was a low point
In the history of the nation
Democracy did survive
But it was a close question
 
MAGA Republicans naturally
Don’t agree with the action
They’d defend the Loser
No matter how blatant the infraction


Sunday, December 18, 2022

REVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT GONE BYE-BYE

 

Putin still in power?
What’s happened to
The Russian spirit of revolution?
Did the massive eruption
Of the early 1900s
And the following decades
Of totalitarian subjugation
Zap the desire and ability to confront
Governmental incompetence and corruption?

Saturday, December 17, 2022

JAN 6 CHRISTMAS GIFT

 

A Christmas gift is coming
To the Garrulous Orange Loser
Recommendations from the Jan 6 Committee
That the Loser and cronies be charged
With crimes more serious than profanity
Maybe even as significant as
Overthrowing governmental authority

Friday, December 16, 2022

DIGITAL TRADING CARDS

 

The Loquacious Orange Loser is grifting
Digital trading cards of himself
As if he were selling canned spam
How many MAGAs will contribute
To this latest scam?
 
The really scary thing
Is not with the Loser
It’s with those citizens who
Still worship that abuser

Thursday, December 15, 2022

HARRY AND MEGHAN

 

Harry and Meghan
Have found a lucrative gig
Bad mouthing their Royal Family
Pays off really big
 
Most of us
Who criticize our relatives
Get little more in return
Than creative expletives

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

UKRAINE ESCALATION?

 

Patriot missiles might be
On the way to Ukraine
Putin’s not happy
Can he be restrained?
 
He appears all in
On his criminal invasion
And if he can’t win
He’ll settle for devastation
 
Maybe it’s up to his countrymen
To show a little gumption
And send Comrade Putin
On a Siberian vacation

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

CIVICS

 

Remember high school civics?
Politics was benignly depicted
As cooperation and compromise
Motives were assumed laudatory
Disagreements were not dramatized
 
Wow! Talk about brain-washing young minds
Hey kids, got a surprise for you
Adult-world politics
Is a nasty back-stabbing zoo

Monday, December 12, 2022

"WE WOULDA WON"

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene says
“We woulda won”
If she and Steve Bannon had organized Jan 6
Marjorie, you’re turning your followers on
 
Especially those good ol’ boys
Who like their women feisty
And armed with an AR
Feisty, mean, and nasty
 
Kevin, you tender little fella
Are you ready for Majorie?
The backwoods of Georgia
Sends forth a different product
Than la-la land California

Sunday, December 11, 2022

INVESTIGATIONS A’COMING

 

Are House Republicans interested in
Passing useful legislation?
Most of them prefer
Investigation, investigation, investigation
 
Like back when Trey Gowdy and company
Spent years investigating Benghazi
Until Hillary was sufficiently smeared
To not achieve the Presidency

Saturday, December 10, 2022

KYRSTEN SINEMA ASSERTS HERSELF

 

I don’t play well with others
In effect said Senator Kyrsten Sinema
So take your party and shove it
Besides, I like a little drama
 
So Kyrsten is on her own
But her status is a bit murky
She will still maybe sorta caucus with
The Democratic Party

Friday, December 09, 2022

ON THE INFLATION TRAIN

 

Got notice recently
About a nice increase in Social Security
This was probably for meritorious performance
Or maybe an inflation thingy
 
If so, let’s have more inflation
Us old folks will get rich
And the youngsters might get
A bigger inheritance

Thursday, December 08, 2022

TSUNAMI A’COMING

 

A tsunami is drawing near
The Loquacious Orange Loser
Stands in its path
Congress, courts, and justice offices
Are bringing serious wrath
And the Loser’s not helping
By practicing poor political craft
 
Could the Loser end up in the slammer?
Probably unlikely
But it’s certainly enjoyable
Imagining him in a cell
Urinating in a pot
As his world goes to hell

Wednesday, December 07, 2022

GOUT IS BACK

 

Gout has returned
This time to the elbow
Maybe it got tired
Of the smelly big toe
 
Wonder if
The Loquacious Orange Loser
Has bouts of gout?
Probably not, he isn’t a boozer
 
But it’s entertaining to imagine him
In excruciating agony
As the nasty gout devils
Exercise their brutality

Tuesday, December 06, 2022

GEORGIA SENATE RACE

 

The early ballots are in
Warnock has this won
Hold on there, Chunky
This thing is not done
 
Okay, okay, okay
We’ll try to restrain
Opps, here come Herschel
Now he’s the front train
 
So it goes
Left and right
Keeping the nation up
Far into the night
 
Well, getting pretty late
Time for bed
We’ll find out in the morning
Who came out ahead
 
Just got up to tinkle
Learned Warnock was on top
Chalk up another loss
To the Mar-a-Lago flop

Monday, December 05, 2022

SHELLACKING OR SMACKING

 

The final episode
Of the ’22 election drama
Is now underway
On a rainy night in Georgia
 
The outcome will determine
Whether nationally the GOP
Took a shellacking
Or just a bit of a smacking

Sunday, December 04, 2022

SQUEAKERS

 

Warnock and Walker
Approaching the finish line
Polls showing their separation
Being not much more than a dime
 
Speaking of squeakers
Kevin no-backbone McCarthy
Wants to be House Speaker
If he manages to succeed
It will just be a squeaker

Saturday, December 03, 2022

CONSTITUTION IS THE CULPRIT

 

The Loquacious Orange Loser
Has found a new foe
He sees the U.S. Constitution
As responsible for his woe
 
Maybe he’s preparing for
The handwriting on the wall
The law is coming for him
And he may finally fall
 
His only hope then
Is another insurrection
Something frowned on
By the Constitution

Friday, December 02, 2022

GUNS AND CONSTITUTIONAL ORIGINALISM

 

Cranky’s taking a break

From verse for a day
But have no sorrow
Verse will return
Likely tomorrow

Two barriers prevent effective, meaningful, and pervasive regulation of guns in the United States. The first is a deeply held political belief that guns equal freedom. This ideological stance was not particularly entrenched for much of the nation’s history. Its current widespread viability can be attributed to the National Rifle Association’s efforts and hardline propaganda dating back to the 1970s.

The second barrier to effective gun regulation is the oddly worded Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and its judicial interpretations.

          This summary is focused primarily on the second barrier, the Constitution’s Second Amendment. The first barrier, the political belief that guns equal freedom, would require a thorough examination of the national psyche and perhaps multiple sessions with a national psychiatrist.

          Removing the Second Amendment as a major barrier to effective gun regulation could take one of three approaches.

          First, the Constitution itself could be amended by eliminating the Second Amendment or by clearing up its weird wording (principally the militia reference) and explicitly narrowing its scope. This would be the most direct approach but also the most formidable. Amending the Constitution on a contentious issue is an uphill, long-term endeavor.

         Second, the currently popular and close-to-dominant originalist avenue to constitutional interpretation could be curtailed. In general, originalism mandates interpreting the words of the Constitution with their meanings at the time of their adoption. At the extreme, this can lead to a brain-dead document that is a barrier to meaningful action on modern problems.

         Putting originalism back in its cage would also be a long-term formidable endeavor, but perhaps a bit more practical than the amending route. Outside of changing the minds of current Supreme Court Justices, the approach would require waiting on the departure of current originalists and appointing more realistic Justices in their place. Of course, this also requires like-minded Presidents and Congresses.

         The third approach to lessening the current rigidity of the Second Amendment is to take the opposite view of originalism and go all in on the concept. Constitutional provisions can only mean what the words meant when they were adopted? Then “arms” in the Second Amendment can only refer to ye ol’ flintlock and similar artifacts. “Arms” do not include AR-15s and other modern weapons, which thus are not covered by the Second Amendment.

         Of the three approaches to reducing the Second Amendment barrier to effective gun regulation, the second seems the most realistic. But re-educating current Justices on the absurdity of strict originalism and waiting on the appointment of less narrow-minded new Justices will take some time.

         Meanwhile, work could proceed on the first barrier to effective gun regulation--the guns equal freedom equation—and the national mental therapy needed to put this historical aberration in its place.

Thursday, December 01, 2022

LOSER LOSES AGAIN

 

A federal appeals court just overturned
The special master appointment
By a federal district court judge
Thus saying in effect
To the judge and the Orange Loser
Negative on this
Weird legal maneuver

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

MAN AND PARTY WITH A PROBLEM

 

Will Kevin be
The next House Speaker
Or has he tied himself
Into so many verbal and ethical knots
That he’d have great difficulty
Being an effective leader?
 
He may get the title
But he’s so compromised
That he’d spend most of his time
Being widely despised
 
Speaking of compromised
How about that Republican Party?
It might need a decade
To eradicate the stench
That is the Orange Hoax’s legacy

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

OATH KEEPERS JEEPERS CREEPERS

 

The jury found
The Oath Keepers mostly guilty
They were out to do harm
To the nation and democracy
 
Unfortunately, the real crime
Was not under consideration
That crime was being defenders
Of the Odious Orange Infestation

Monday, November 28, 2022

CRYPTO STUFF


A cryptocurrency event
Of some significance
Recently took place
The details are complicated
And the gigabytes needed for understanding
Are not is most folks’ mental space
 
Just be wary
If your broker excitedly presents
A can’t miss investment
Involving a blockchain, nonfungible tokens
And wealth beyond immense

Sunday, November 27, 2022

WHICH ONE FOR VP?

 

Should Kanye be
The Loquacious Orange Loser’s VP?
Or should the LOL
Be Kanye’s VP?

Saturday, November 26, 2022

KANYE FOR VP

 

The Loquacious Orange Loser
Might turn for a running mate
To the much-renowned Kanye West
Combining such intellects
Would certainly appeal to the electorate
 
At least those who desire chaos
Ineptness and buffoonery
Incompetence and self-idolatry
Comedy and bigotry

Friday, November 25, 2022

HERSCHEL’S NOT CONFUSED

 

Herschel Walker is conflating
Erection and election
He can’t decide
Whether he wants to be
A politician or a politician
(And that’s a purposeful repetition)

Thursday, November 24, 2022

SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR

 

Be thankful that the Large Orange Loser
Is no longer the President
But just a disagreeable
Mar-a-Lago resident
 
Let’s keep it that way
Letting him back in the White House
Would only return the nation
To a state of gross chaos

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

GUNS EQUAL FREEDOM

 

The perpetrators of
Many mass shootings
Are individuals with mental health problems
Succumbing to their internal demons
 
But the problem is not just individuals
A nation with a fundamental political belief
In a guns-equal-freedom equation
Collectively has a serious
Mental health situation

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

LOSER CONTINUES LOSING

 

The Large Orange Loser
Is beginning to lose in court
His tax returns must be
Turned over to a Congressional committee
And in an appeals court proceeding
The Special Master necessity
Was questioned by the Justices
Quite derisively
 
The Loser’s last bulwark
Against legal justice
Might be the new Republican House
If it decides to step
Beyond its boundaries
And play the disruptive mouse

Monday, November 21, 2022

LOONS

 

What becomes of a political party
That is captured by
An autocratic buffoon
Whose intelligence is matched
By that of a loon?
 
Actually, loons are
Pretty savvy creatures
They know how to seduce
The lowest common denominator
Occupying the bleachers

Sunday, November 20, 2022

CAN POLITICIANS TAKE A HINT?

 

Mainstream voters sent a message
That they’re tired of political polarization
McCarthy and company, however
Seem bent on political destruction
 
Take a deep breath, Kevin
The Large Orange Loser
Sent the nation on a dark journey
Your job should include
Restoring political civility

Saturday, November 19, 2022

WITCH HUNT

 

The Large Orange Loser
Says he won’t partake
In the Special Counsel investigation
Is his absence supposed to make us quake?
 
If he’s convicted of a crime
And sentenced to time in the slammer
Will he also not partake
Of such an extraordinary honor?

Friday, November 18, 2022

GMAIL, SHAPE UP

 

If House Republicans
Want to do something useful
Investigate the Gmail recovery process
Which is pitiful
 
A cumbersome menagerie
Of try this try that
And when you’re done
Your account is still down a crack
 
The account recovery process
Is a mind-numbing mess
It can’t verify I am me
So Aol, Verizon, or Comcast
I might soon be free

Thursday, November 17, 2022

MAGAS GET GEARED UP


House Republicans are licking their chops
Time for investigations galore
Examine the Biden family
Until Joe’s out the door
 
There’s Hunter of course
But what about Jill?
Her college teaching post
Is probably just a cover
For something nefarious
Rep Jim Jordan will discover
 
Yeah, let’s not focus
On any national woes
Let’s turn the hounds loose
To gnaw on political toes

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

LOL FOR PRESIDENT!

 

Dems best hope for the Presidency
In 2024
Is if the Large Orange Loser
Wins the GOP internal war
 
The Loser’s MAGA base worships him
But a majority of the nation
Finds him pretty much intolerable
And a first-class abomination
 
So absent a successful insurrection
The Loser’s White House return
Is an unlikely event
But is always of concern

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

HISTORY AS FANTASY

 

The Orange Loser began his reelection speech
With historical fantasies
There were many of them strung together
With numerous inaccuracies
 
He spoke to a segment
Of the population
That is gullible beyond
A sane person’s comprehension
 
The MAGA base
Will be with him whatever
But will any others
Buy into his blather?

Monday, November 14, 2022

NO MORE FRAUDULENT ELECTION?

 

Very few charges so far
That 2022 was a fraudulent election
Maybe the massive cheating in 2020
Was just an aberration
 
Or maybe it was a figment
Of the Orange Hoax’s imagination
Morphing into a key component
Of MAGA delusion

Sunday, November 13, 2022

SOUL-SEARCHING NEEDED

 

Where do you go from here
MAGA-dominated GOP?
Maybe back to civics 101
Or maybe into therapy
 
Some soul-searching the Party
Definitely needs to do
Problem is that politicians
Operate in a soulless zoo

Saturday, November 12, 2022

LARGE ORANGE LOSER

 

The LOL
That is, Large Orange Loser
Does he have
A political future?
 
If the Grand Old Party
Has any smarts
The answer would be “My Friend
Leave your money on the nightstand
And don’t come back again”
 
But in the recent past
Intelligence in the GOP
Has not been much in evidence
Indeed, it has been conspicuous
By its almost complete absence

Friday, November 11, 2022

IS THE BULLY DONE?

 

Can the Odious Orange Bully
Once a party leader
Bounce back from his exposure
As a world-class political loser?
 
And can the MAGA malady
Be brought under control
Or is it like covid
And just keeps taking its toll?
 
One of the Hoax’s tools
Is adolescent name-calling
At which he’s a natural
With verbal insults free-falling
 
DeSantis of Florida
And Youngkin of Virginia
Are currently two targets
Of his narcissistic anger
 
They also are possible opponents
In 2024
So the Hoax is trying to keep them
Down on the floor

Thursday, November 10, 2022

MEMO TO GOP

 

The Orange Hoax is an anchor
Dragging the GOP down
Kiss him bye-bye
Or the party just might drown
 
If his MAGA followers
Can’t adjust to normalcy
Let him and them form a third party
Devoted to fantasy and conspiracy

Wednesday, November 09, 2022

THE RED RIPPLE

 

Out in the ocean
It was large and menacing
A monster Red Wave
Roaring and threatening
 
But as it approached the shore
It lost its energy
Shrinking in size
Until it was tiny
Like the Orange Hoax’s appendages
Up and down his body
 
When it made landfall
It was barely a ripple
Attracting no more attention
Than a Kevin McCarthy giggle

Tuesday, November 08, 2022

WAKE ME WHEN IT’S OVER

 

The media’s minute-by-minute coverage
Of the vote tally
Is most definitely
Not up my alley
 
Wake me when
The votes are mostly tabulated
And no longer being
Verbally fabricated

Monday, November 07, 2022

FINALLY

 

Red wave or Blue tide
What’s it gonna be?
And if the MAGAs are unhappy
Is that the swan song for democracy?

Sunday, November 06, 2022

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, NEXT INSURRECTION?

 

Spring forward, Fall back
What’s your politician’s stand
On daylight savings time?
Is he/she an earlier riser
And likes more morning sunshine?
Or is she/he a night owl
And sees early sunset as asinine?
 
About this issue the nation
Is experiencing increasing polarization
Maybe enough to provoke
Another insurrection

Saturday, November 05, 2022

GRAND FINALE

 

The last weekend before
The election grand finale
Depending on your politics
The outcome may be
“We’re doomed” or “Yippee”

Friday, November 04, 2022

VOTERS, ECONOMISTS, POLITICIANS


 Most voters know squat
About how the economy works
If they think about it at all
They likely conclude
That economists are jerks
 
So they turn to the real experts
Meaning fast-talking politicians
Who claim to know such things
And are sure of their positions
 
Of course, it’s all an act
As is evidenced by the diversity
In the politicians’ opinions
And the extravagant absurdity
Of much of their oratory
 
Meanwhile the economy
Meanders along
Going this way and that
Challenging economists to figure out
What’s going on