GMAIL, SHAPE UP

 

If House Republicans
Want to do something useful
Investigate the Gmail recovery process
Which is pitiful
 
A cumbersome menagerie
Of try this try that
And when you’re done
Your account is still down a crack
 
The account recovery process
Is a mind-numbing mess
It can’t verify I am me
So Aol, Verizon, or Comcast
I might soon be free