GOUT IS BACK

 

Gout has returned
This time to the elbow
Maybe it got tired
Of the smelly big toe
 
Wonder if
The Loquacious Orange Loser
Has bouts of gout?
Probably not, he isn’t a boozer
 
But it’s entertaining to imagine him
In excruciating agony
As the nasty gout devils
Exercise their brutality