MAGAS GET GEARED UP

House Republicans are licking their chops
Time for investigations galore
Examine the Biden family
Until Joe’s out the door
 
There’s Hunter of course
But what about Jill?
Her college teaching post
Is probably just a cover
For something nefarious
Rep Jim Jordan will discover
 
Yeah, let’s not focus
On any national woes
Let’s turn the hounds loose
To gnaw on political toes