The
Bloviating Orange Elf’s gut
Is a
thing of wonder
It can
distinguish fact from fiction
Without
making a blunder
Or so Orange Elf would have us believe. But
things the Elf’s gut would likely have told him if he were around at the time
lead to a different conclusion. Examples of possible historical pronouncements
from the Elf’s gut:
) The world is flat.
) Take a bite of this apple, Eve. Nothing to
worry about.
) The sun revolves around the earth.
) Dinosaurs are forever.
) There will be no Ice Age.
) In Fifth Century Rome: Barbarians? No big
deal.
) In Medieval Europe: No plague, just a few
cases of the flu.
) In 1850's Dixie: Slavery is here to stay.
) In August 1913: It will be a small short
war.
) In September 1929: The market has no way to
go but up.
) On December 6, 1941: Japan and the U.S. are
best of friends.
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