Cadet Bone Spurs is back from the war
The fighting was thick and heavy
Angela Merkel stomped on his toe
Making him cry aplenty
Emmanuel Macron chastised him
For resurrecting nationalism
Trying to remind him
That nationalism once produced fascism
Such history was way over
Bone Spurs’ head
His grasp of historical stuff
Is weak as a spider’s web
But his buddy Vladimir gave him a thumbs up
As if to say “Stay the course, Comrade”
Bone Spurs appreciated the gesture
And left the gathering glad
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