“You are a rude terrible person”
So spoke the Giant Orange Bird
To Jim Acosta of CNN
With the nation listening in
Jim missed the opportunity
To respond in kind
Such as, “Well Sir,
You are morally and ethically blind”
Or “You are a fat, pudgy baby
Who scarfs too much gravy”
Maybe “Takes one to know one”
Or simply “So’s your mother”
In any case
Our Orange Overstuffed Leader
Is reducing the national discourse
To the lowest common denominatorOf elementary school stuff
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