By one measure, the Giant Orange Bird
May be our greatest President
He has likely told more fibs
Than any previous White House resident
In fact, his falsehood total
Might well have exceeded
The combined total overall
Of the 44 who preceded
As of the end of October
The Bird had 6,420 lies
If he had a Pinocchio nose
It would reach far into the skies
So take that George, Abe,
Ronnie, and FDR
The Overfed Orange Bird
Is ahead of you guys by far
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