URITROTTOIRS

Didja’ catch the latest news

About the new Parisian invention

They are called uritrottoirs

And they’re for public urination

Like a trash can

They are on the street

You just step in close

And the public can’t see the meat

Your head, shoulders, and backside

Are all in public view

But no need to be embarrassed

Your boy is in the loo

What a tourist attraction

These things will be

Every visiting American

Will want a public pee

Visiting males, that is

Females aren’t accommodated

Their anatomy results in

Needs that are more complicated