ID FOR GROCERIES

An ID to buy groceries

That infuriates many

But it’s something we have to live with

Here in the land of the plenty

Imagine the level of chaos

If just by paying money

Anyone could buy groceries

Milk, bread, and honey

So stand with DJ to prevent

The sale of groceries without ID

Otherwise illegal immigrants

Will overrun the whole darn country

Incidentally, the last time DJ

Went to the grocery store

It was an A&P

And they don’t exist anymore

And the reason why?

Most likely because A&P stopped requiring

Identification to buy