LOST PARADE

Cadet Bone Spurs lost his parade

So he’s going to France instead

The French really are nice to him

He sleeps in Marie Antoinette’s bed

(Remember she lost her head)

Since nothing is ever DJ’s fault

He’s looking for someone to name

The DC Government is a handy culprit

So that’s who’s getting the blame

Never mind that a great many people

Think the idea of a massive parade

Was mainly for glorifying DJ

And his enormous orange head

The question now is

Will DJ behave himself in France

Or will he disrupt the Armistice Celebration

With some inappropriate rant

DJ is likely unaware

Of who was in WW One

And how it came about

He just knows parades are great fun