DJ VS. LEBRON

DJ wants LeBron

To stick to his dribbling

And stop pestering the nation

With his political quibbling

LeBron wants DJ

To act like a leader

Not a goober bitten by

A dengue fever ‘skeeter

Melania is on LeBron’s side

Which makes DJ furious

Almost to the point of being

Absolutely delirious

LeBron’s fellow jocks

Are largely in his line

Which gives DJ

More enemies to malign

So who’s next in DJ’s sights?

Athletes, Veterans, Europe, and Asia

Have all been denigrated

Are teachers, parents, and nuns now on the agenda?