PROTECT THE CRIMINALS

 

New House Speaker Johnson
Says he believes in the transparency principle
But apparently not all the way
If it results in exposure
Of a MAGA rioter criminal
 
So protect them rioters, Mike
From the consequences of their action
Never mind that they wanted
To overthrow the Constitution
 
Meanwhile,
Joe says he wouldn’t be running
Except for the Orange Huckster
Joe apparently thinks
He’s the only Dem that can beat
The MAGA Rooster
Hate to break the news, Joe
But you may be the only Dem
Who could be beaten by the Orange Loser
 
It’s your age, Joe
As a fellow octogenarian
I sympathize with your plight
But your analysis
Just might not be right
 
Meanwhile,
Tuberville mostly backs down
Only four-star officers
Missed the drum roll
So Dems, what’s the backup plan
To get those four-stars
Outta Tommy T’s black hole?