Nikki Haley was looking
good
But then exhibited some confusion
About slavery and the Civil War
Initially not acknowledging a connection
Hey Nikki, it’s 2023
Not 1923
Today all but the most ardent
Johnny Reb apologist
Would readily include slavery
On the War causation list
You could make up
For your faux pax stumble
By hammering the Orange Huckster
Until he could only mumble
Meanwhile,
The Pine Tree State whacked
The Huckster with a mallet
Saying no, he can’t be
On the ballot
But then exhibited some confusion
About slavery and the Civil War
Initially not acknowledging a connection
Hey Nikki, it’s 2023
Not 1923
Today all but the most ardent
Johnny Reb apologist
Would readily include slavery
On the War causation list
You could make up
For your faux pax stumble
By hammering the Orange Huckster
Until he could only mumble
Meanwhile,
The Pine Tree State whacked
The Huckster with a mallet
Saying no, he can’t be
On the ballot
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