HUCKSTER OFF THE BALLOT

 

The Colorado Supreme Court
Says the Fourteenth Amendment
Keeps the Orange Huckster
Off the Colorado primary ballot
 
The ruling is certainly destined
For the U.S. Supreme Court
Even Justice Thomas might have to
Cut his multiple vacations short
 
A plethora of other election issues
Are inching to the Supremes
In the months ahead
The robed authorities will hear
A collection of weird legal themes
All due to the Orange Huckster
And his dictatorial dreams